THE
ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set them free… If they comes back, they're yours, If they don’t, they never were...
THE
PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free … If she ever comes back,
she’s yours, If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
THE
OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free … Don’t worry, she will
come back.
THE
SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free … If she ever comes
back, ask her why.
THE
IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free … If she doesn’t comes
back within some time limit, forget her.
THE
PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free … If she doesn’t come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …
THE
PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free … If she comes back, and if
you love her still, set her free again, repeat
THE
LAWYER’S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free… Clause 1a of Paragraph
13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states
that…
THE
BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, I
think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also
going to get an upgrade.
THE
STATISTICIAN’S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free… If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn’t, your relationship
was improbable anyway.
THE
POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don’t ever set her free.
THE
MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set her free… instantaneously… and look for
others simultaneously.
THE
PSYCHOLOGIST’S VERSION: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back,
her super ego is dominant If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme If she
doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
THE
FINANCE EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back,
its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset
gone bad.
THE
MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set her free… If she comes back, she
has brand loyalty If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new markets.
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